Curse

BassVII · Oct 12, 2006, 12:11 AM // 00:11

No one?

Fine *turns into a T-Rex and walks out of the bar*

Hmm my car is destroyed

*turns into a cheetah and runs home*

metalicagrl · Oct 12, 2006, 12:16 AM // 00:16

can you turn into a bartender and get me another drink???
*goes to sip beer but then realises I'm all out*
*tips beer glass upside-down*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 12, 2006, 12:45 AM // 00:45

Moves Opeth to a Windows ME system.
Watches him crash any time he tries to do something.
Sips beer.

Bane of Worlds · Oct 12, 2006, 12:49 AM // 00:49

*sips beer while observing Opeth.exe is having errors*
*does a dropkick on a windows xp system*

LadyNilene · Oct 12, 2006, 01:18 AM // 01:18

*spins around and around and flies off in an invisible jet* lol

Opeth11 · Oct 12, 2006, 02:11 AM // 02:11

Opeth.exe has been transfered to Windows Vista Beta.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 12, 2006, 02:14 AM // 02:14

Nah, ME crashed in mid-transfer so many times that the transferer gave up.

Opeth11 · Oct 12, 2006, 02:18 AM // 02:18

Too late, it's been backed up to hell.

Paul Mahdi · Oct 12, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53

*Sips beer*
*Punches a small innocent deer*
*Kicks a leprechaun*
*Shoots a unicorn*
*Forces a cuddly bear to watch politics in motion, therefore corrupting his soul (If animals had souls...which they don't)*

*Sips beer*
*Builds bombs poweful enough to punch a hole in space-time and blows the rainforests out of existence*

"Grr! I'm evil! Look at my furrowed brow! It means I'm angry all of the time! Making me a bad person. Who does thing that are not good........Grr!"

*Sips beer*

Bane of Worlds · Oct 12, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

*sips beer*
*invites Conker the red squirrel*
*Conker starts to drink beer*
*Sees Conker starting to peeing on Paul's fire imps which is like the pisstastic chapter in Conker's BFD*
*laughs wickedly while Paul decides to retaliate*
*drinks more beer*

Paul Mahdi · Oct 12, 2006, 03:09 AM // 03:09

"How dare you? I am evil! I will bring down my cruel and unusual wrath upon your so called "Conker"

*Takes Conker's face and force feeds it to him*

"Bwa hahahaha! See? I am a bad person! Who does things to hurt others! I also end every sentence in anything besides a period!"

Bane of Worlds · Oct 12, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15

"oh you do not know that red squirrel can live as long as they want as long has they have enough red tails but you wouldn't know that since you didn't play Conker's Bad Fur Day for the N64 lol"

*sees Gregg the Grim Reaper brings back conker back to life*
*watches as Conker pulls out double uzi and starts firing at Paul*
*drinks beer while the mayhem continues*

LadyNilene · Oct 12, 2006, 03:19 AM // 03:19

*enters doing the sexy mime walk PCD style, and then does Chun Li's spinning kick and flies off*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Oct 12, 2006, 04:09 AM // 04:09

Watches Windows ME confuse the RAM with the hard drive and destroy all the backups of Opeth.exe, then crash when it tries to delete itself.
Shrugs.
Sips beer.

BassVII · Oct 12, 2006, 10:17 AM // 10:17

*walks into the bar secretive style*

*drinks 4 bottls of rum*

*knocks Paul unconscious and shaves his brow*

"Hee Hee"

*falls unconscious for school

*

Cebe · Oct 12, 2006, 11:26 AM // 11:26

"All wammos are requested to form an orderly quere behind the yellow line"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Watches confusion on wammos faces as they try to work out which like is the yellow one*

*nudges bacon*
*whispers to bacon*
"There isn't really a yellow line...there's only red, brown and blue...let's see how they react"

extra bacon · Oct 12, 2006, 11:27 AM // 11:27

*prepares the paddle*
did someone say it's spanking night?
*drinks beer*
*points at wammos*
*laughs at wammos*

Electric Sky · Oct 12, 2006, 11:44 AM // 11:44

*walks in to the bar and hears bacon talking about spanks..........again*

*gets a drink*

Evenstar · Oct 12, 2006, 11:44 AM // 11:44

*hits all wammos in line with meteor shower*
*drinks coffee*

extra bacon · Oct 12, 2006, 11:46 AM // 11:46

what was that sky? did you say you want a spank?